A couple of simple
steps to taking a bath Kurdish-style...
#1 fill the big red tub with water
finding that the hot water is out but you are totally grateful for cold water
considering the heat
#2 soap up... ALL OVER
#3 cuss as you near slip and fall to
your death looking for the door cause the lights have just gone out
#4 have
awkward moment with mother-in-law when the lights come back on
#5 using one of
the small bowls use the water to rinse off, silently chastising yourself for
not keeping up with your yoga while on your trip
#6 repeat steps 2-4
#7 find
towel and wrap up so you can squeegee the floor clean of water sending it into
drain
#8 finish drying off, dressing and then put on sandals to leave the
bathroom enjoying their musical squish, squish, squeak, squish, squish,
squeak!!